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19
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Green Jokes – bakit TT
Bakit “TT” ang tawag sa male sex organ?
Kasi pag may hubad
TAYO ngTAYO
Pag excited
TIGAS ngTIGAS
Pag natapos
TULO ngTULO
o ikaw,
TT rin…
TAWA ngTAWA!

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6:26
 
Feb
18
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Green Joke – Ang Bata at ang Nanay

Bata:Â Nanay ano ang paboritong lugar ng mga bading?

Nanay: Baclaran ba anak?

Bata: Hindi Nay

Nanay: Eh… Ano?

Bata: Nay, Sesame Street

Nanay: Bat naman?

Bata: Dahil nandoon si Big Bird

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6:09
 
Feb
18
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Green Joke – Patatas
May tatlong magkukumare naglalakad sa palengke habang napatawa ang isang kumar1:

Maria: Hihihi…

Ester: Bakit mare?

Maria: Kasi nakakita ako ng itlog, naalala ko si mister…

Juana: Bakit naman?

Maria: Kasi ganun kalaki… hehehehe

Ester: Hehehehe

Habang sa paglalakad si Ester naman ang napangiti.

Juana: Bakit ka napnagiti mare?

Ester: Ksi nakakita ako ng kamatis… naalala ko si mister…

Maria: Bakit naman?

Ester: Kasi ganun kalaki!!!

Maria: Ang laki naman mare…

Tatlong magkumare: hahahaha

Habang sa paglalakad uli, si Juanan naman ang napangiti:

Maria: O bakit mare?

Juana: Kasi nakakita ako ng patatas, naalala ko si mister…

Ester: Ganun Kalaki?

Maria: Ang laki naman mare?

Juana: Hindi… Ganun kadumi.

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6:07
 
Feb
18
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Green Joke – What women say about their love lives
Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first said: “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce, smooth and sophisticated.”
The second said: “Mine is like a Porsche, fast and powerful.”
The third said: “Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it’s still going.”

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6:01
 
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18
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A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.”

“No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened?”

His wife replies, “Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat ‘I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.’ It Worked! The headaches are all gone.”

The husband replies, “Well, that is wonderful.”

His wife then says, “You know, you haven’t been exactly a ball of Fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don’t you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?”

The husband agrees to try it.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.”

He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later, jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, “Boy, that was wonderful!”

The husband says, “Don’t move! I will be right back.”
Green Joke – Visit to a hypnotist

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.

Her husband again says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” With that, he goes back in the bathroom.

This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying: “She’s not my wife, she’s not my wife, she’s not my wife…”

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5:59
 
Feb
18
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Green Joke – When your alone
Wen ur Alone!
•eto gagawin mo pag mag-isa ka lng sa
bahay ha…

1.PAPAKIN MO UNG KAPE KUNYARI
MILO
2.PAG-ARALAN MO ANG LINGGUAHE
NG MGA
IPIS, TAPOS KAIBIGANIN MO SILA.
3.SIPILYUHIN MO MATA MO.
4.PAG MAY NAKITA KANG LANGGAM,
SUNDAN MO KAHIT SAAN MAG-
PUNTA.
5.PUNUIN MO NANG TUBIG UNG
INIDORO.
6.BAKLASIN MO UNG TV NYO TAPOS
GAWIN
MONG RADYO.
7.PAGKASYAHIN MO UNG SARILI MO
SA
FREEZER.
8.MAG-LARO KYO NG CHESS NG
KAIBIGAN MONG IPIS
9.LAS-LASIN MO PULSO MO.
10.SINGHUTIN MO UNG SHELLANE.
11.BOSOHAN MO UNG SARILI MO.
12.SUNUGIN MO BAHAY MO TAPOS
SIGAW K
NG YEHEY.
13.PLANTSAHIN MO MUKHA MO
TAPOS
SIGAW K OUCH.
14.HOUSE PARTY!!!
15.MAG-TANIM K NG BUTO NG
MANOK TAPOS
INTAYIN MONG TUMUBO.
16.MAG-DANCE K.
17.MAG-GITARA K.
18.MAG-YOSI K.(ASTRO CIGARETEZ)
19.HANAPIN MO UNG SARILI MO.
20.MALIGO KA GAMIT MO TAKIP NG
SOFTDRINKS PAMBUHOS.
21.DRAWING MO SARILI MO.
22.PUNTA KA SA TINDAHAN TAS TNONG MO
KUNG MEI 1.5Liters YAKULT CLANG TINDA.
23.MGHUGAS KA PLATO GAMITIN MO SHAMPOO

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5:57
 
Feb
18
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Green Joke – Lola
Isang araw sumakay ng Bus si Lola
Konduktor: Lola psensiya na po kc puno na! Payag po ba kyo ng Patayo?
Lola: Tinamaan ka ng Lintek kung inabot mo lang ang kabataan ko, kahit patuwad payag ako!

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5:54
 
Feb
18
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Green Joke – Bad password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather humorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife’s attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was keying in. “P….E….N….I….S..” His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: **** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*****

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5:52
 
Feb
18
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Green Joke – Who is stronger man or woman?
women are stronger than men why? because,women can carry two mountains at a time, while men can carry 2 eggs; take note with the help of the bird pa. haha!

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5:51
 
Feb
18
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Green Joke – Pano kainin?

SILIPIN ang GITNA

AMOYIN ang HIWA

IBUKA ang HIWA

DILAAN ang GITNA

PAGLABAS ng PUTI

DILAAN mong muli!

Ganyan ang pagkain ng OREO COOKIES
sarap dba?

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What is the meaning of green jokes?.

Have Fun reading on some green jokes,a green joke is so clean with its content, without vulgority.

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.

guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
______
can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.

 

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